Universal rules for a happy marriage...

1. Never both be angry at the same time.

2. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your spouse.

3. Never bring up mistakes of the past.

4. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.

5. Neglect the whole world rather than each other.

6. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.

7. If you have to criticize, do it lovingly.

8. When you have done something wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness.

9. It takes two to quarrel, and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.

10. At least once everyday, try to say one kind or complimentary thing to your spouse.